Narrator: Three years ago, we took you on a magical journey under the sea. Last year, we took you to a place where beautiful girl looked at the heart of the Red Guy, and found a man of her dreams. Now come with us and enter a whole new world beyond your imagination where a boy discovers a magic lamp, and a sportacus genie who can make all his dreams come true.
Sportacus: Oy! 10,000 years will give ya such a crick in the neck. Wowwwwww, wow! So, what'll it be, master?
Link: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
Narrator: Disney and Sega Productions presents Linkladdin.
Link: You're a genie?
Sportacus: That's right. He can be taught. "You ain't never had a friend like me."
Narrator: Imagine a whole new world of excitment,
Link: An magic carpet.
Link: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!
Narrator: and enchantment. It's the story of a poor boy from the streets and a beautiful girl from the palace.
Magneto: Princess Zelda.
Narrator: They were two very different people,
Buzz Lightyear: The law says you...
Zelda:...must be married to a prince.
Narrator: brought together by one incredible wish.
Sportacus: What is it you want most?
Link: There's this girl.
Sportacus: C'est lamour.
Link: But she's the princess. To even have a chance that'd hafta be--
Sportacus: Say the magic words.
Link: Sportacus, I wish for you to make me a prince!
Sportacus: All right! Hang on to your turban, kid. We're gonna make you a star. "Prince Ali, mighty as he, Ali Ababwa."
Narrator: But the evil tourettes, Danny, has learned the secret of Link's power,
Danny: He has the lamp.
Narrator: and he'll stop at nothing to steal it away.
Danny: It's time to say good-bye.
Link: We'll just see about that!
Danny: This is not done yet, boy.
Narrator: Imagine the world at your command,
Link: Sportacus, I need help! Zelda won't even let me talk to her.
Narrator: only to discover the greatest power is within.
Rocko: Remember, bee yourself.
Link: Do you trust me?
Zelda: "A whole new world"
Link: "Don't you dare close your eyes"
Narrator: Linkladdin, feature six new songs from the academy award winnie composer of The Little Mer-Betty, and Beauty and the Red Guy
Sportacus: Come over here. Big group hug. Group hug. "Never... had a... friend... like... me!"
Narrator: Coming this holiday season, Disney and Sega's Linkladdin.
Sportacus: "You ain't never had a friend like me, ha."