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Disney and Sega's movie-spoof of 1999 Warner Bros./Paramount film, "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut".

Cast:[]

  • Stan Marsh - Bungo (The Wombles)
  • Eric Cartman - Little Bear (Old Bear)
  • Kyle Broflovski - Robin the Frog (The Muppets)
  • Kenny McCormick - Drutt (The Trap Door)
  • Ike Broflovski - Baby Kermit (Muppet Babies)
  • Sheila Broflovski - Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
  • Sharon Marsh - Madame Cholet (The Wombles)
  • Liane Cartman - Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse)
  • Carol McCormick - Thekla (Maya the Bee)
  • Randy Marsh - Tobermory (The Wombles)
  • Gerald Broflovski - Kermit (The Muppets)
  • Wendy Testaburger - Emily Elephant (Peppa Pig)
  • Chef - Great Uncle Bulgaria (The Wombles)
  • Terrance and Phillip - Tigger and Winnie the Pooh
  • Gregory - Wellington (The Wombles)
  • Mr. Garrison - Humphrey (Alpha and Omega)
  • Mr. Mackey - Berk (The Trap Door)
  • Satan - Oil Can Harry (Mighty Mouse)
  • Sadam Hussein - Blackthorne Shore (Inhumanoids)
  • Leopald "Butter" Stotch - Pip (Pip Ahoy)
  • Army General - Parsley the Lion (The Herbs)
  • Le Mole - Martin (A Tale of Tooth Fairies)
  • Big Gay Al - Boni (The Trap Door)

Quotes:[]

  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Scrappy raises his hand] Yes, Scrappy?
  • Scrappy Mouse/Clyde: Twelve?
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
  • Robin/Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
  • Little Bear/Cartman: [mocking Robin in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
  • Robin/Kyle: Shut up, fat bear!
  • Little Bear/Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, ya fucking Jew!
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Little Bear! Did you just say the F-word?
  • Humphrey/Cartman: Jew?
  • Robin/Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass.
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Robin!
  • Little Bear/Cartman: Why the fuck not?
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Little Bear!
  • Bungo/Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again!
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Bungo!
  • Drutt/Kenny: [muffled] Fuck.
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Drutt!
  • Little Bear/Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
  • Little Bear/Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
  • [everyone gasps]
  • Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
  • Little Bear/Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Humphrey?"
  • [Humphrey stands rooted to the spot, frozen with fury]
  • Bungo/Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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