Beetlejuice and Lydia's Adventures of Pee-wee's Big Adventure is a first Tim Burton crossover made by BrittalCroftFan.


Quote 1:

  • Pee-wee: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
  • Francis: Then you're crazy!
  • Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
  • Francis: You're a nerd!
  • Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
  • Francis: You're an idiot!
  • Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
  • Pee-wee, Francis: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Pee-wee: Infinity!
  • Francis: No, I'm not.
  • Pee-wee, Francis: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!
  • Francis: Shut up, Pee-wee!
  • Pee-wee: Why don't you make me.
  • Francis: You make me!
  • Pee-wee: Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em.
  • Francis: Pee-wee listen to reason.

[Pee-Wee cuffs his hand around his ear in a listening motion]

  • Francis: Pee-wee!
  • Pee-wee: Sh! I'm listening to reason.
  • Francis: Pee-wee!
  • Pee-wee: That's my name, don't wear it out.
  • Francis: Remember the first time I saw your bike? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?
  • Pee-wee: I love that story.
  • Lydia: You leave Pee-wee alone, pilgram!!!
  • Beetlejuice: You tell him, Lydia.

[Pee-wee jumps on the bike and pedals away, with Beetlejuice and Lydia followed behind]

  • Francis: You, and your two new friends, will be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
  • Lydia: You know, guys, I don't trust Francis.
  • Beetlejuice: Me neither. Francis had always cause nothing but trouble.

Quote 2:

[after seeing the animals]

  • Beetlejuice: You know, this is very strange why we are still in a middle of nowhere.
  • Lydia: Beetlejuice, we still have to figure out this situation.

Quote 3:

[Pee-wee, Beetlejuice, and Lydia are picked up by a trucker]

  • Pee-wee: Some night, huh?
  • Beetlejuice: Always the same thing.
  • Lydia: Right. Uh, truck driver, what are you doing?
  • Large Marge: On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...

[Turns to Pee-wee, Beetlejuice and Lydia and makes grotesque face]

  • Pee-wee: Aaaaaahh!
  • Lydia: [screams] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
  • Beetlejuice: [appears] [gasps] Lydia! Are you okay?
  • Large Marge: Yes, Sirs, and ma'am, the worst accident I ever seen.
  • Lydia: You scare me, and almost turned me white and passed out.

Quote 4:

  • Pee-wee: Have a nice day.
  • Beetlejuice: Yeah. Nice riding with ya, as well as knowing ya...
  • Lydia: I'm not sure, if I could see you again, miss, since I'm still scared.
  • Large Marge: Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Heh heh heh heh heh. [offscreen] Rotten men and kid.

Quote 5:


  • Critics Philip McGhee and William McGhee, two brothers, put down Large Marge on ranked #1 as fearful character in "Top 10 Fearful Characters."

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